I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm too high and old for this...
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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