is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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