what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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