we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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