Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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