when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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