Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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