He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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