FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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