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I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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