what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
