I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I supernannyed him into submission
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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