Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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