dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Randomize
