why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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