I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
You need a sexual gate keeper
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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