So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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