I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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