So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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