His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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