did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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