At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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