This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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