Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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