So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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