don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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