We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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