Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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