She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?