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You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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