just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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