nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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