My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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