PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I take back everything I said about communal showers
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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