My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You may now shotgun with the bride
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
