he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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she peed on how many people?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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