O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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