Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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