my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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