Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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