with your own penis?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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