I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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