She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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