I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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