As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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