Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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