I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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