so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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