you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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