He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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