Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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