Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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