STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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