Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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